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Make your houseplants bloom again.
The month by month guide to the orchids, Christmas cactus, African violets and 9 more flowering plants you already own. Exact amounts. Exact months. Large print you can print at home.
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Get the book for $27Digital book. Nothing is mailed.Does this sound like your windowsill?
"It gives me leaves, and not one flower."
"The buds all dropped before they opened."
"Every video says something different. I'm so confused."
"It was my mother's plant. I can't lose it."
There's no shortage of tips. That's the trouble. Coffee or no coffee. Ice cubes or no ice cubes. One video says water once a week, the next says once a month.
This book gives you one plain answer for each plant: what to do, how much, how often and in which months. All written down, so you never have to pause a video to take notes again.
Twelve plants, in depth
Is your plant in here?
These are the flowering plants people get as gifts, pick up at the grocery store, or inherit from someone they love. Each has its own chapter (the three holiday cactuses share one).
Christmas, Thanksgiving and Easter cactuspage 95
Moth orchidpage 113
Amaryllispage 127
Peace lilypage 142
African violetpage 156
Poinsettiapage 169
Kalanchoepage 183
Anthuriumpage 198
Cyclamenpage 212
Bromeliadpage 224
Also inside: quick pages for hoya, gardenia, begonias, indoor geraniums, winter jasmine, hibiscus, clivia, Cape primrose, holiday azalea and forced bulbs, plus a whole chapter on making cut flowers last.
Look inside
Big print. Plain words. Real numbers.
The text pages are large, easy-to-read type with dark letters on white, so they print clearly on any home printer, even in black and white. Tap a page to see it full size.
The same plan for every plant
Find your plant. Follow the steps.
Each plant chapter is laid out the same way, so once you've used one, you know them all.
Is this your plant?
How to tell a Thanksgiving cactus from a Christmas cactus, and the names they hide under at the store.
Why it stopped blooming
The real reason, in plain words. Usually it's the dark, the cool nights or the light, not the food.
Make it bloom again
Numbered steps with exact amounts, hours, temperatures and the date to start.
Month by month
Twelve short lines. What to do in each month of the year.
When something goes wrong
What you see, why it happens and what to do: dropped buds, yellow leaves, limp leaves, gnats.
Keep it for years
Repotting an old family plant safely, and taking cuttings so it lives on.
Straight answers
Coffee? Banana peels? Ice cubes?
The book gives every popular kitchen trick a plain verdict, plant by plant: Yes, a nice extra, or skip it. A few examples:
| Trick | Verdict | Why |
|---|---|---|
| Weak brewed coffee, for anthurium | A nice extra | Gentle and weekly. The bright window makes the flowers. |
| A banana peel buried in the pot or laid on top | Skip it | Unproven as plant food, and a rotting peel brings fruit flies and gnats. Compost it. |
| Rice water | A nice extra | Gentle but unproven. Strain it and pour out the leftovers, because it sours and draws gnats. |
| Epsom salt | Skip it | No evidence it makes flowers. Unless a plant is truly short of magnesium, it's only more salt in the pot. |
Everything in one download
What you get
The book as a printable PDF
374 large-print pages, US Letter size. Read it on your screen, print it all, or print just the pages for your plants.
The phone and tablet edition
The same book in a format where you can make the letters as big as you like on an iPad or phone.
The bloom calendar
Month by month, every plant on one list. What to do this month, at a glance.
Holiday countdowns
The exact dates to start so your plants bloom for Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day, Easter and Mother's Day.
Printable care cards
One card for each of the 10 main plants, plus cut flowers, in large print. Plus a bloom tracker to write in. They come in their own small file with the calendar and the pet table.
Rosie's shop recipes and the pet table
Every mix with exact amounts, how often and in which months. And which plants are safe around cats and dogs.
A note from Rosie
Why I wrote it all down
Every week someone tells me the same thing. They watched a video, then another one, and now they have six answers to one question. They pause the video and write the numbers on the back of an envelope. Then they lose the envelope.
So here it is, written down once and for all. For each plant: what to do, how much, how often and in which months. The dark for the cactus, the cool nights for the orchid, the rest for the amaryllis. And straight answers about the kitchen tricks, so you know which ones are worth your time.
Most of these plants will bloom again the very next season once the right switch is turned on. Some need a little patience. None of them need luck.
Rosie
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Make It Bloom Again
- The book as a printable PDF (374 large-print pages)
- The phone and tablet edition
- Bloom calendar and holiday countdowns
- Printable care cards and bloom tracker
- Rosie's shop recipes and the pet safety table
- 30-day money-back guarantee
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There is a step by step page here: How to open and print your book.
I'm not good with computers. Will I manage?
Yes. There's nothing to install. Tap Read and the book opens right on your screen. If you get stuck at any step, write to [email protected] and we'll walk you through it.
Can I print it?
Yes, that's what it's made for. It's set on US Letter pages with large type and a white background, so it prints clearly on any home printer, even in black and white. You can print the whole book or only the pages for your plants. The care cards and calendars come in their own small file, ready to print.
Can I read it on my iPad or phone?
Yes. The download includes a phone and tablet edition where you can make the letters as big as you like. You can also read the regular book right in your browser, or send it to a Kindle.
Which plants are in it?
In depth: Christmas cactus, Thanksgiving cactus, Easter cactus, moth orchid, amaryllis, peace lily, African violet, poinsettia, kalanchoe, anthurium, cyclamen and bromeliads. Quick pages: hoya, gardenia, begonias, indoor geraniums, winter jasmine, hibiscus, clivia, Cape primrose, holiday azalea and forced bulbs. And a chapter on cut flowers.
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